Felixx Felicis Liquid Luck

Cynthia / FIDM alumna / food<3

"Cynthia is made of Trance, puppies, and starlight. With a dash of Holmes."

I have a 365 project tumblelog, which you can also follow if you'd like. Click the image below:

Chiquita says hello 🐶 (Taken with GifBoom)

Chiquita says hello 🐶 (Taken with GifBoom)

  • Madonna: I have 15 plagarism lawsuits on my record and based my entire career around other people's imagery.
  • Public: That's okay, we love you Madonna, you're the queen!
  • Lady Gaga: I had a similar chord progression to one of Madonna's songs from thirty years ago, which has been continuously used in disco music for the past 50 years.
  • Public: Copycat whore! You suck, we hate you plagiarist!
  • Nicki Minaj: I dove through some Japanese dumpster and glued anything I could find on my body just for shock value.
  • Public: You're a style icon! We adore your cute and quirky fashion!
  • Lady Gaga: I wore a meat dress as a fashion statement in connection to my ongoing DADT repeal efforts.
  • Public: You gross cheap attention-seeking slut! You've never stooped so low!
  • Rihanna: I pop my vagina to the point where I occasionally break gravitational laws on tour all over the world and have 100's of songs about sexual desires and fetishes.
  • Public: That's great! You're a strong female and you have a great body!
  • Lady Gaga: I perform my entire concert in an effort to liberate those attending and sing songs that have historical and reasonable context and I dance similar to how I danced back when I was a go-go dancer.
  • Public: You filthy skank! You have no respect for family values or religion! You should get cleaner and quit singing about sex!
  • Katy Perry: I recycle Gaga's ideas, fashion, hair color, and phases 3-6 months after her and have no discernible talent or message.
  • Public: That's fantastic! You're imagery is iconic and you're songs are amazing! We love you!
  • Lady Gaga: I consistently innovate my look and sound using occasional homage to those I was most inspired by from the 70's and 80's. I help kids far and wide be themselves and work every day towards numerous causes.
  • Public: Your 15 minutes is up! You're unoriginal and talentless and you have a penis! You do everything for attention and we hate you!

My niece is coming to visit us & is staying for about 2 & a half weeks.

I am excite :DDD

havesome-nutella:

Bwahahah. 

i hate when that happens
so i just end up sitting there&#8230;. 

havesome-nutella:

Bwahahah. 

i hate when that happens

so i just end up sitting there…. 

It’s already gonna be June & I haven’t found a better job. I told myself that I would give myself until June & if that didn’t work, I would go back to school. So, looks like I’m gonna do that. I noticed that there are A LOT of job openings in San Francisco that are what I’m looking to do. So I’m kind of in a dilemma again because I was set on doing online classes, staying home, & working (less). But now I’m thinking of moving to SF, going to school & finding a job. I mean, it’s not like I have anything holding me back, really. Except maybe the security of being here.

ugh i can’t use my laptop because it doesn’t charge -_- i think the port is broken.. & i’ve read that it usually has to do with the motherboard. this is the same problem i had with my first laptop. ugh i’m so mad! i guess i have to go to best buy on wednesday to see what geek squad can do. i hope it’s fixable.